S.T.A.N.D. Shifts Its Concerns as New Problems Arise at F.A. Day

Hey STANDers! It's come to our attention that even though the amount of bullying has been reduced here at Day, there's still trouble afoot. As you all know, there is a serious zombie infestation issue in our school. If you see a zombie roaming the hallways, here's what you need to know:

ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TIPS

• Only use shotguns or hatchets, pistols and knives aren't strong enough
• Obviously, to kill a zombie, you need to remove the head, completely
• If you find yourself without a weapon, sneak away and then call animal control immediately.
• Loud noises will attract other zombies within the vicinity of you, so use a suppressor unless you're a really good shot.

Be careful out there, and no bullying! Keep on standing up to those zombies!